1. This is why I love thrift stores.
2. This is why I love 50% off sales at thrift stores, because then I can justify buying
awfulbeautiful shit like this
3. I can’t tell if this was actually made for a six year old or not (the tag says “6” for the bottoms, and “m” for the top). Whatever, I’m too fabulous for size labels.
4. I now need to figure out where/how to wear this. 1990s fitness themed shindig, anyone?
5. I also purchased a pair of 90s pants that my wife deemed even worse than this getup. So picture that.